Roger Simon needs a new pro-Palin talking point. His is broken.
July 27, 2009 6:21 pm ET by Jamison Foser
Politico's Roger Simon continues shilling for Sarah Palin on Hardball, where, among other things, he defended her from criticizing for quitting by pointing out that "Bob Dole quit."
Sigh.
That was a dumb point when Simon first made it nearly a month ago, and it remains dumb.
Let's recap:
Bob Dole left the Senate after he had already wrapped up the Republican presidential nomination, and with just a few months remaining before the general election. Sarah Palin quit Alaska's governorship nearly three years before the first 2012 primary will occur. Bob Dole had served Kansas in Congress for more than 30 years. Sarah Palin had been governor for 2 years. They just aren't comparable situations.
And after Dole quit, he lost the general election.
So what, exactly, does saying "Bob Dole quit" add to the conversation?
UPDATE: It gets dumber. Simon, later in the broadcast: "Bob Dole gave up his US Senatorship in 1996 to run for president. The party didn't care... he got the nomination."
Once again: Bob Dole had already wrapped up the nomination when he resigned. Roger Simon, who was "standing right there" when Dole did it, should probably know that.
UPDATE 2: And just for the record, a lot of people think, and thought at the time, that Dole made a mistake in giving up his Senate seat, because it eliminated his ability to make news in an official, rather than political, capacity. That's a Dole-Palin comparison that makes logical and factual sense (which doesn't mean Palin's resignation will play out the same way.) Simon's comparison of the two does not; it's the kind of false and nonsensical line you see a politician's supporters make when they don't have any good arguments. Except in this case, it's journalist Roger Simon who keeps pulling it out.











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While it probably is fun to dash around the country and make speeches and hear the yells and think you're a big deal, at some point you gotta just sit your cute little butt behind the desk and run things.
There is no evidence that she genuinely enjoys the work. So, she quit with a rather disjointed explanation that hasn't gotten any clearer with time and Twitter.
That would be a new chore for you. Try it though, it might work for you.
Stupid and condescending isn't a very attractive combination.
Her latest excuse for quitting is laugh-out-loud funny, even on the Palin Scale of lameness. Because she loves Alaska so much, she stepped down to avoid that worthless, lame duck part of her term.
Which, to the sane person, would mean that if others follow her lead, the lame duck portion of any office will simply be moved up to the period before they quit.
This game of quitter one-upsmanship can only lead to the obvious conclusion that the most dedicated politicians will begin resigning before they even run for office.
Palin dind't quit, she's moving on to help the people of Alaska. So self sacrificing is she.
Watching the Daily Show, they had Rob Riggle at her farewell party this weekend, asking people there if they liked quitters, and a lot of them said, no, they didn't like quitters, but Sarah Palin is NO quitter.
Weird how people think.
If the cowardly Blue Dogs succeed in wrecking HealthCare Reform, the Troglodytes could easily take over Congress and begin the same slash and burn tactics against Obama that they used to cripple the Clinton administration.
Such a scenario could open the door for a "populist" dumbass like Palin to take the White House on a wave of Angry White Male resentment, especially if the Democrats are disgusted and demoralized.
Gag.