About us Login Get email updates
County Fair
Print

Roger Simon needs a new pro-Palin talking point. His is broken.

July 27, 2009 6:21 pm ET by Jamison Foser

Politico's Roger Simon continues shilling for Sarah Palin on Hardball, where, among other things, he defended her from criticizing for quitting by pointing out that "Bob Dole quit."

Sigh.

That was a dumb point when Simon first made it nearly a month ago, and it remains dumb.

Let's recap:

Bob Dole left the Senate after he had already wrapped up the Republican presidential nomination, and with just a few months remaining before the general election.  Sarah Palin quit Alaska's governorship nearly three years before the first 2012 primary will occur.  Bob Dole had served Kansas in Congress for more than 30 years.  Sarah Palin had been governor for 2 years.  They just aren't comparable situations.

And after Dole quit, he lost the general election.

So what, exactly, does saying "Bob Dole quit" add to the conversation?

UPDATE: It gets dumber.  Simon, later in the broadcast: "Bob Dole gave up his US Senatorship in 1996 to run for president. The party didn't care... he got the nomination."

Once again: Bob Dole had already wrapped up the nomination when he resigned.  Roger Simon, who was "standing right there" when Dole did it, should probably know that.

UPDATE 2: And just for the record, a lot of people think, and thought at the time, that Dole made a mistake in giving up his Senate seat, because it eliminated his ability to make news in an official, rather than political, capacity. That's a Dole-Palin comparison that makes logical and factual sense (which doesn't mean Palin's resignation will play out the same way.) Simon's comparison of the two does not; it's the kind of false and nonsensical line you see a politician's supporters make when they don't have any good arguments. Except in this case, it's journalist Roger Simon who keeps pulling it out.

Expand All Expand 1st Level Collapse All Add Comment
    • Author by Leftym0m79 (July 27, 2009 6:56 pm ET)
      3 1
      Does this mean that Sarah is going to start doing Viagra commercials?
      Report Abuse
      • Author by snoopy (July 28, 2009 12:47 am ET)
        3 1
        She'll be the female version of "smiling bob". I dub her "smiling boob".
        Report Abuse
    • Author by steeve (July 27, 2009 6:57 pm ET)
      4 1
      Everybody point and laugh. This is major-league dumb, and it will never stop.
      Report Abuse
    • Author by newzhound (July 27, 2009 7:16 pm ET)
      6 1
      Among Mrs. Palin's many problems (such as having a hard time just telling the truth) is the basic fact she doesn't appear to enjoy the hard work of running a government.

      While it probably is fun to dash around the country and make speeches and hear the yells and think you're a big deal, at some point you gotta just sit your cute little butt behind the desk and run things.

      There is no evidence that she genuinely enjoys the work. So, she quit with a rather disjointed explanation that hasn't gotten any clearer with time and Twitter.
      Report Abuse
      • Author by MickD (July 27, 2009 8:27 pm ET)
        4 1
        She has a cute butt? Her Satan-ista political stance makes me refuse to look. Same with the Fox News gals.
        Report Abuse
        • Author by seeryer (July 27, 2009 8:36 pm ET)
          2 2
          It doesn't hurt to look. In fact, I like to think that I could turn some of them liberal, at least inthe bedroom:-)
          Report Abuse
          • Author by ruby (July 28, 2009 4:46 am ET)
               
            "I like to think"

            That would be a new chore for you. Try it though, it might work for you.
            Report Abuse
            • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (July 28, 2009 1:10 pm ET)
              1  
              Thinking is a chore, rube? Aren't you the dim bulb who was asking some unidentified source for the "long form" birth certificate on another thread?

              Stupid and condescending isn't a very attractive combination.
              Report Abuse
        • Author by ruby (July 28, 2009 4:44 am ET)
            1
          Satan-ista? Is that all you got? The Fox News gals wouldn't give you the time of day. Geez, they are all Lawyers. what are you? Internet flunky...hahahahaha! Ya'll crack me up!
          Report Abuse
      • Author by Easy to refute wingnuts (July 28, 2009 7:58 am ET)
        1  
        There is no evidence that she genuinely enjoys the work.
        There is no evidence that she genuinely understands or is capable of the work.
        Report Abuse
    • Author by vwcat (July 27, 2009 7:44 pm ET)
      2 1
      I think Simon has the Palin calandar on his wall....
      Report Abuse
      • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (July 27, 2009 8:37 pm ET)
        5 1
        As difficult as it is to believe, Simple Sarah seems to be dumbing her act down more every day.

        Her latest excuse for quitting is laugh-out-loud funny, even on the Palin Scale of lameness. Because she loves Alaska so much, she stepped down to avoid that worthless, lame duck part of her term.

        Which, to the sane person, would mean that if others follow her lead, the lame duck portion of any office will simply be moved up to the period before they quit.

        This game of quitter one-upsmanship can only lead to the obvious conclusion that the most dedicated politicians will begin resigning before they even run for office.
        Report Abuse
        • Author by wookie (July 27, 2009 8:45 pm ET)
          5 1
          If she got to the lame duck part of her term after two years then she must not have been very ambitious when she was running.
          Report Abuse
        • Author by magnolialover (July 28, 2009 7:50 am ET)
          3  
          I love the spin they put on it.

          Palin dind't quit, she's moving on to help the people of Alaska. So self sacrificing is she.

          Watching the Daily Show, they had Rob Riggle at her farewell party this weekend, asking people there if they liked quitters, and a lot of them said, no, they didn't like quitters, but Sarah Palin is NO quitter.

          Weird how people think.
          Report Abuse
      • Author by Easy to refute wingnuts (July 28, 2009 7:59 am ET)
           
        Simon's going to star in the new movie Bailin' Palin.
        Report Abuse
    • Author by nerzog (July 28, 2009 9:02 am ET)
      1  
      My greatest fear is that the misinformed electorate that gave us two terms of G.W. Bush could, conceivably, give us a President Sarah Palin. Gag.

      If the cowardly Blue Dogs succeed in wrecking HealthCare Reform, the Troglodytes could easily take over Congress and begin the same slash and burn tactics against Obama that they used to cripple the Clinton administration.

      Such a scenario could open the door for a "populist" dumbass like Palin to take the White House on a wave of Angry White Male resentment, especially if the Democrats are disgusted and demoralized.

      Gag.
      Report Abuse